LOLDONGS — A DNS Comic

TMBG37 GOES TO THE MARKET
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                                                DNS FOR FUCKING IDIOTS AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE MS PAINT COMICS
- Hello computar, I want to goto www.dildomall.com with the browsar. I want to check for new dildos.
                                                - Well tmbg37, first I will check and see if I remember the IP address. AUGH!@#$ Blast my drinking habits, I don't remember it!
                                                  We will have to go ask my homey the local nameserver. I am sure he will know. Also maybe he has BOOZE.
- HELO MISTAR NAMESERVAR, I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING
                                                - oh fuck, it's you :(
- WHERE DO I GO TO BUY DILDOS I AM LOOKING FOR WWW.DILDOMALL.COM
                                                - shit, dude, i don't even want to get involved with that.
- YOU SUCK!@ YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE ADDRESS FOR IT, YOU POSER
                                                - even if i didn't i could just go talk to my homebwah the root nameserver, so why don't you eat my ass? the root has teh h00xup on where EVERYTHING is.
 ** TEH ROOT !!! OMG **
- I NEED THE ADDRESS FOR WWW.DILDOMALL.COM!!!! I WILL ASK THE ROOT MYSELF IF YOU KEEP HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!
                                                - fuck you. but fine. its nameserver is ns1.bunghole.org, which is 69.69.69.69. now fuck off and leave me alone before I kick you head off.
- THANK YOU SIR!!! by the way, do you have any booze?
                                                - i said, FUCK OFF
- OMG!!!!!!!! RU ns1.bunghole.org?!?!?!?!?!?@#$%
                                                - oh christ, i've heard about you. :(
- OMG PLZ WHAT IS www.dildomall.com!!!!!??
                                                - leave me alone.
- PLZ??????????
                                                - It's 37.37.37.37.
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Can I have some booze?
                                                - No !!!!
And so young tmbg37 goes on happily penetrate his anus with a dildo bought from www.dildomall.com, with the IP address 37.37.37.37.
CREDITS:
                                               - Based on a true story by JULI.
                                               - Special thanks to Baka for ROOT NAMESERVER art.
                                               - All other art and artistic license by PATTY.