LOLDONGS — A DNS Comic

TMBG37 GOES TO THE MARKET
-OR-
DNS FOR FUCKING IDIOTS AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE MS PAINT COMICS

- Hello computar, I want to goto www.dildomall.com with the browsar. I want to check for new dildos.
- Well tmbg37, first I will check and see if I remember the IP address. AUGH!@#$ Blast my drinking habits, I don't remember it!
We will have to go ask my homey the local nameserver. I am sure he will know. Also maybe he has BOOZE.

- HELO MISTAR NAMESERVAR, I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING
- oh fuck, it's you :(

- WHERE DO I GO TO BUY DILDOS I AM LOOKING FOR WWW.DILDOMALL.COM
- shit, dude, i don't even want to get involved with that.

- YOU SUCK!@ YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE ADDRESS FOR IT, YOU POSER
- even if i didn't i could just go talk to my homebwah the root nameserver, so why don't you eat my ass? the root has teh h00xup on where EVERYTHING is.

** TEH ROOT !!! OMG **

- I NEED THE ADDRESS FOR WWW.DILDOMALL.COM!!!! I WILL ASK THE ROOT MYSELF IF YOU KEEP HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!
- fuck you. but fine. its nameserver is ns1.bunghole.org, which is 69.69.69.69. now fuck off and leave me alone before I kick you head off.

- THANK YOU SIR!!! by the way, do you have any booze?
- i said, FUCK OFF

- OMG!!!!!!!! RU ns1.bunghole.org?!?!?!?!?!?@#$%
- oh christ, i've heard about you. :(

- OMG PLZ WHAT IS www.dildomall.com!!!!!??
- leave me alone.

- PLZ??????????
- It's 37.37.37.37.

- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Can I have some booze?
- No !!!!

And so young tmbg37 goes on happily penetrate his anus with a dildo bought from www.dildomall.com, with the IP address 37.37.37.37.

CREDITS:
- Based on a true story by JULI.
- Special thanks to Baka for ROOT NAMESERVER art.
- All other art and artistic license by PATTY.